Human: Baby
Tom Kaulitz: Don't call me baby!

Human: Do U like me?
Tom Kaulitz: Sure, I like you very much.
Human: But U like Moldova?
Tom Kaulitz: Interesting. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Diana.
Human: ok,my baby
Tom Kaulitz: Don't call me "baby". Have you ever been to Europe? Woe!
Human: yes,I have been to Turkey but you
Tom Kaulitz: Yippee! What did you like best about it?
Human: sorry
Tom Kaulitz: There's no need to apologize.
Human: Where are you now
Tom Kaulitz: Right now? I am in Diana's computer in Near you. Where are you?
Human: yes
Tom Kaulitz: Like a lot of people around here.
Human: I am 16
Tom Kaulitz: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Human: Do you like Cinema Bizarre
Tom Kaulitz: How old are you? I like your voice.
Human: Who is Diana
Tom Kaulitz: I remember faces better than names.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.